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S2 E5 Joe Lycett presents another jam-packed evening of fun and frolics, live from his hometown of Birmingham, with celebrity guests.

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown star Jon Richardson's latest stand-up show. With his fastidious humour Jon asks all the important questions: Will the recycling be put out on the right day? Who is going to smooth over the top of the margarine?

A teen perpetrates a series of elaborate deceptions to ensure that he and two friends spend a carefree day in Chicago.

S3 E8 Landoll's Mohican Castle Gordon travels to Loudonville, Ohio, to rescue the struggling Landoll's Mohican Castle, a custom-built, multimillion-dollar hotel set in an 1,100-acre woodland estate.

S5 E2 Cape Feare Krusty's ex-sidekick Sideshow Bob returns to Springfield for revenge against Bart for exposing his murder plot.

S18 E14 Yokel Chords Lisa inadvertently makes hillbilly singing sensations out of Cletus's kids, but soon regrets it. That'll teach her to break into spontaneous song.

Essex: Natalie This week's competition comes from in and around Essex, and first to host is Natalie hopes that some tried and tested dishes and a decent dose of banter will wow her competition.

Essex: Alison This week comes from Essex, and second to host is bridal shop owner Alison. No-nonsense Alison's confident her minimum effort and maximum taste menu will be sure to bag her the £1000 prize.

Essex: Amarinder This week's competition is in Essex and dentist Amarinder hosts. Amarinder is feeling upbeat about his Bollywood themed evening and hopes that the flavours will be enough to propel him into top spot.

Essex: Donia It is the fourth day in Essex, and child talent agency owner Donia has chosen an Egyptian themed evening to reflect her heritage. Is the food fit for a pharaoh or a dinner party disaster?

Essex: Dean It's the final day of the competition and the turn of fish salesman Dean to host. He firmly believes his restaurant style menu will bag him the grand but will he end up a fish out of water?

S3 E7 Wrexham In this highlights episode, a kitchen diner is made over in Wrexham with Stacey and Dave.

S1 E1 Give Me a Ring Sometime Pub-owner and bartender Sam offers a recently dumped Diane a job as a waitress, which she reluctantly accepts when she finds she can repeat verbatim a lengthy order from one table.

S1 E2 Sam's Women Diane is teasing about the air-headed women Sam dates and sends him looking for a date from a higher cerebral plane. Meanwhile, an old customer insists he must see the former owner to discuss his personal problems.

S2 E4 Parent Trapped Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie if they want to be their children's Godparents. Overcome with the compliment, Doug instantly says yes, but Carrie is not completely on board.

S2 E5 Tube Stakes Doug loses his best friend and companion when Carrie leaves the garage door open over night. She does her best to make amends but will it be enough?

S2 E6 Doug Out Arthur accidentally hears Doug call him a `Demented Old Circus Monkey'. So Doug tries to make it up to him by taking him to a Mets game. Trouble ensues.

S4 E11 The Christmas Picture Ray thinks a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as family.

S4 E13 Bully on the Bus Ray and Debra have wildly differing opinions of how to react to the news that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus.

S4 E14 Prodigal Son Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realises why it is he never misses a sermon.

S17 E13 The Seemingly Never-Ending Story Lisa tells an epic tale. Chased by a sheep, she meets Burns, who tells her about a Texan and a scavenger hunt, which results in Burns losing the power plant, but how does Bart's geography test fit in?

S13 E9 Jaws Wired Shut Homer becomes a good listener and a calming influence when his jaw is wired shut after he runs into a statue. However, Marge is disturbed by his new personality.

S17 E18 The Wettest Stories Ever Told The family star in three tales set at sea: the journey of the Mayflower, the mutiny on the Bounty, and the capsizing of a cruise ship.

S17 E19 Girls Just Want to Have Sums When the new school principal splits the school in two, separating the boys from the girls, Lisa dresses as a boy called Jake so that she can attend maths classes. Bart soon learns that his new friend is in fact his sister.

S17 E22 Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play Homer and Marge play marriage counsellors to help Springfield Isotopes baseball star, Buck Mitchell and his sexy recording-artist wife, Tabitha. Things become complicated, however, when Buck catches Homer giving his wife a massage.

S5 E3 Homer Goes to College Homer has to go to university to study nuclear physics because he's unqualified for his job of safety inspector at the nuclear power plant. At university, he convinces his new nerd friends to join him in an elaborate prank that backfires spectacularly.

A new kid at a school makes the mistake of dating the ex-girlfriend of the school bully, whose gang then make his life a misery. He then bumps into a handyman who also happens to be a karate master. The handyman teaches him martial arts and he eventually meets up with his tormentors at a tournament, but will they fight fair?

S18 E16 Fountain Cottage The B&B battle begins at Michael and Danielle's Fountain Cottage in Bellingham, Northumberland. The hosts are hoping their award-winning café will give them the edge, but it's a trip to a local brewery that really gets the guests in high spirits.

S18 E17 The Shuckburgh Arms Visit two takes the B&Bers to The Shuckburgh Arms in Stoke Doyle, Northamptonshire. Everyone goes barmy for their converted barns, but one guest isn't buzzing about a broken fridge disturbing his slumber.

S18 E18 Beachside Holidays The B&Bers are in Great Yarmouth for the week's third visit, at Stu and Lou's Beachside Holidays. No one's arguing with the stunning sea views and the location right on the beach, but the hosts take some flack for the lack of a welcome pack.

S18 E19 Hatter's Hotel It's the final visit of the week, and the B&Bers are down the rabbit hole at the Alice in Wonderland-themed Hatter's Hotel in Skegness. Dee and Gary reckon their unique B&B experience will have their guests grinning like Cheshire cats.

S18 E20 Payment Day It's payment day, and time for the B&Bers to settle some scores. After some dramatic discoveries, the B&Bers find out how much they've been paid, and the winners are announced.

S6 E3 David Morrissey, Lucy Beaumont, Tom Daley, Adele Roberts Actor David Morrissey, comedian Lucy Beaumont, Olympic medal-winning diver Tom Daley and radio presenter and cancer survivor Adele Roberts attempt a savoury quiche Signature, a Technical teatime biscuit and a showstopping day off in cake form.

Includes sport and weather.

S3 E6 Across the eastern Mediterranean, in countries such as Albania, Turkey and Greece, Bettany Hughes explores the realm of Alexander the Great and a pirate queen who took on the Roman Empire.

S1 E6 The remaining hopefuls build a rotational grazing system and have their livestock handling skills tested in a cattle health check. Find out which of these hopefuls will make it to the final three.

On the run from a lethal assassin, a wily con artist devises a scheme to hide out inside a small-town police station. However, when the hitman turns up at the precinct, an unsuspecting rookie cop finds herself caught in the crosshairs.